One of these days you're gonna love me.

How difficult are women really? How hard is it to kiss her in the rain and tell her she's beautiful?

Stella: Ted?
Ted: You picked the wrong guy. You made a really, really, really bad choice. What were you thinking? That guy? Are you kidding me? Have you learned nothing in the last eight years? You're just gonna regret this. You know that, right? You are going to regret this, and now there is nothing you can do about it because it's too late. All you can do now is go up there and start your crappy, disappointing life that will never be nearly as happy as the one you could have had with me. Good-bye.
Stella: Ted, wait.
Ted: Look, Stella, I am not here to win you back. I am here because I need to know that you know you made the biggest mistake of your life.
Stella: I know


"what's love got to do with it? Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?"

“I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it.”

My idea of a perfect time

I don't go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning. McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning. Because he's pale and would probably want to be tan. Obama doesn't have that problem. Obviously. - Snooki.
My best friend and her pissed face.

Miley & Mama

Can't you see it? She loves you more than you could
imagine. It's in her eyes, it's in her voice, it's in her
smile. She's so different when you're around. So much happier.

-You're gonna regret what you've done. You're gonna wish you had me back
-You're right.
He knew he made a mistake. you could see it in his face, every time she walked into the room, he wished he hadn't done that to her.


"i wish i could freeze this moment, somehow delay my final decision, and just hang here in the balance between two places, two worlds, two loves."